jwisser: thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
ninihoho: ninihoho: why did the blond fail her calculus test she had a biology test on the same day and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking calc as an advanced elective credit which would not effect her major gpa
basedgodniall: i actually get scared and self conscious and very anxious when people my age or younger have all their shit together like what’s wrong with me how come i can’t be like that i want to be social and have my head screwed on straight but i’m not how come they got there before me what did i do wrong
Nothing can wear you out like caring about people.– S.E. Hinton, That Was Then, This Is Now (via cinisterr)
milkchocolatehammer asked: you are kinda super cute :]
jawnn-locked: adiostoreadontcare: turntechtier: jawnn-locked: turntechtier: jawnn-locked: the okay gatsby the mediocre gatsby the you could have done better gatsby the terrible gatsby The -you did great but not oscar award winning great- gatsby
kosplaybaby: if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets and i will whisper quietly “they called me cute”
90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist
bellaainwonderland: I regret wasting all that time. I regret blowing it off. I regret not telling you I cared from the start. all that time, I held it in. I don’t know what I was so scared of. I should have told you when I had the chance. But it doesn’t matter, and it’s too late now.
best-of-funny: hightimeslowtides: emilygt: dinosaurs-on-wheels: where can I uninstall my period i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years omg X
r0yall: if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure